… no a potom, že s ľuďmi od *nixových systémov je nuda. Aj oni sa vedia zabaviť, aj keď svojsky ale vedia …
% cat "food in cans" cat: can't open food in cans
% nice man woman No manual entry for woman.
% rm God rm: God nonexistent
% ar t God ar: God does not exist
% ar r God ar: creating God
% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence? Unmatched ".
% Unmatched ". Unmatched ".
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing >.
% ^How did the sex change operation go?^ Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me bad character
% got a light? No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments.
% !:say, what is saccharine? Bad substitute.
% %blow %blow: No such job.
% \(- (-: Command not found.
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending!
$ drink matter matter: cannot create
