... no a potom, že s ľuďmi od *nixových systémov je nuda. Aj oni sa vedia zabaviť, aj keď svojsky ale vedia ...

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans 
% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman. 
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent 
% ar t God
ar: God does not exist 
% ar r God
ar: creating God 
% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ". 
% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ". 
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing  >. 
% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed. 
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s. 
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. 
% sleep with me
bad character 
% got a light?
No match. 
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments. 
% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute. 
% %blow
%blow: No such job. 
% \(-
(-: Command not found. 
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending! 
$ drink matter
matter: cannot create