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... no a potom, že s ľuďmi od *nixových systémov je nuda. Aj oni sa vedia zabaviť, aj keď svojsky ale vedia ...

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans  
% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.  
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent  
% ar t God
ar: God does not exist  
% ar r God
ar: creating God  
% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".  
% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".  
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing  >.  
% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.  
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.  
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.  
% sleep with me
bad character  
% got a light?
No match.  
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.  
% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.  
% %blow
%blow: No such job. 
% \(-
(-: Command not found. 
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!  
$ drink matter
matter: cannot create  

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